Introducing "The Micro Dick" - a small and discreet dildo that is perfect for pulling off the ultimate prank. This realistic-looking toy is sure to shock and surprise anyone on the receiving end.

The Micro Dick measures in at just 4 inches, making it perfect for sending through the mail without drawing attention. Its veiny texture and lifelike design give it a realistic feel, and its sturdy construction ensures that it can withstand being shipped without any damage.

The Micro Dick's small size and discreet design make it the perfect choice for making a big impact without being too overbearing. And with our anonymous mail service, you can send it to anyone in a matter of seconds without revealing your identity. It's the ultimate prank mail weapon, sure to leave your recipients speechless.