The Micro Dick

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Introducing "The Micro Dick" - a tiny and discreet dildo that is perfect for pulling off the ultimate prank. This realistic-looking toy is sure to shock and surprise anyone on the receiving end.

Measuring in at just 4.5 inches, The Micro Dick is the perfect size for sending through the mail without drawing attention. Its veiny texture and lifelike design give it a realistic feel, and its sturdy construction ensures that it can withstand being shipped without any damage.

The Micro Dick's small size and discreet design make it the perfect choice for making a big impact without being too overbearing. And with our anonymous mail service, you can send it to anyone in a matter of seconds without revealing your identity. It's the ultimate prank mail weapon, sure to leave your recipients speechless and stunned. Don't miss out on the opportunity to play the biggest and best prank of your life – order The Micro Dick now!